He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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