The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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