you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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