If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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