If that was your dad, he is hot
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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