Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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