That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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