So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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