I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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