yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My liver just had a heart attack.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
