i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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