we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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