You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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