I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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