One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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