I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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