no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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