god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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