You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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