He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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