just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
even my farts smell like vagina
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
