Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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