Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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