I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Come share oat with me in your robe
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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