yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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