can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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