I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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