I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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