Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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