The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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