C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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