i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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