you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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