if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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