We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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