They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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