Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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