New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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