me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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