so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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