i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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