yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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