kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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