i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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