Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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