**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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