Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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