She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
