I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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