I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
